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JACK: [MUSIC] I went to Europe once, all by myself.

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I had to save up for like, a year to afford to go but once I got there, I had no money

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to do anything so I sometimes snuck into places.

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I won’t say specifics but I’ll give you some ideas.

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I snuck into a castle once.

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Yeah, my trick was to find the gift shop and see if the tours dumped out in the gift shop

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or something and sure enough, they did.

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So, I went in through the exit.

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The castle was pretty cool.

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I was able to scramble up long, twisting stairwells and get into higher floors and look at rooms

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and stuff.

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Eventually another tour came through and I just jumped in that and went back out.

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I had such little money on that trip; I remember once going to a hamburger stand and literally

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asking for half of a hamburger because I didn’t have enough for a whole one.

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The guy was flabbergasted but he was nice and gave me a hamburger with nothing extra

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on it, just plain, and told me I couldn’t even use any ketchup.

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Another time I remember going on a train with no ticket and just hiding in the bathroom

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the whole trip.

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When the train stopped at my station, I just ran off real quick.

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But ah, I miss traveling.

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You ready to take some trips again?

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I think we’re all itching to go on vacation when life returns to normal.

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But don’t take off just yet.

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In this episode, I have two stories for you.

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The first one is about an airplane boarding pass and the second is some travel hacks that

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you’re just not gonna believe.

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(INTRO): [INTRO MUSIC] These are true stories from the dark side of the internet.

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I’m Jack Rhysider.

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This is Darknet Diaries.

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[INTRO MUSIC ENDS]

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JACK: For this story, I’m talking with a person whose hacker name is “Alex”.

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ALEX: Do you want to hear the story of why they call me “Alex” with the quotes?

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JACK: Yeah.

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You always use it in double quotes there.

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ALEX: Yeah, it’s in double quotes.

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In fact, why is it in double quotes?

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Who does that?

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The answer is because when I wrote this blog post a few years ago, Vice Magazine, they

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read an article about my blog post where they referred to it and they said oh, according

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to a blog post written by a hacker who goes by the name “Alex” in double quotes, and

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that’s my real name.

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That’s not my hacker name.

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I just had my real name on the blog.

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They just said oh, that’s this hacker called “Alex”, and so that’s my hacker handle

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now, I guess.

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JACK: Okay, so their name is just Alex, and Alex lives in Australia.

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By trade, Alex works on the red team.

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ALEX: My job is to hack the places that I work exactly like a real attacker would, as

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realistically as possible but then instead of selling all the data on the dark web, we

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show them how we did it instead.

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Metaphorically, my job is to commit crimes and then write very, very detailed confession

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letters.

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JACK: Yes, but you’re not bringing me a red team story today.

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You’re bringing me a different story.

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ALEX: Nope.

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We’re just talking about a fun thing I love to do on the weekends, I guess.

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JACK: Alex has a blog.

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It’s called mango.pdf.zone where they document different things they’ve hacked.

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Like once, Alex got permission from a friend to hack into her stuff and so Alex went about

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doing that just to see if they could.

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It’s an amazing story which I learned a lot from.

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Then normally Alex gets permission from the person before trying to hack them.

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But one day Alex got a tip, a tip that asked if they could hack someone way outside of

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Alex’s friend group.

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[MUSIC] So, how did this all start?

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ALEX: It all started one Sunday afternoon when I was sitting at home at my desk, drinking

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from my water bottle in a way that did not possess any intent to subvert the commonwealth

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of Australia, where I live.

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Suddenly, my – I got this message in the group chat.

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The message just said @Alex, can you hack this man?

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It was a link to an Instagram post by former prime minister of Australia, Tony Abbott.

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JACK: Well, that’s quite the audacious challenge, isn’t it?

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To hack the former head of state of the country where Alex lives in?

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But this was not for some political agenda or even to get even with former PM Tony Abbott.

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No, it was much smaller than that.

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Tony Abbott is on Instagram and he just posted something that was very interesting to Alex.

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ALEX: Months before this, I was talking to people about boarding passes and saying yeah,

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people post their boarding pass online all the time.

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They just post it on Instagram saying ‘going on holiday; check it out.’

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But they don’t realize that their boarding pass can be used for bad identity fraud somehow,

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so some hacker is just browsing #boardingpass on Instagram, being like yum, yum.

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JACK: That’s exactly what Tony Abbott [00:05:00] just posted on Instagram; a picture of his

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boarding pass.

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I don’t know why.

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I guess he was just showing off for the gram that he’s traveling around or something.

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But it doesn’t matter.

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What does matter is Alex was telling people that this is a bad thing to do.

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But can Alex prove why this is bad?

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ALEX: The post was a picture of his boarding pass for a flight and he’s like, taking

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a picture of the boarding pass.

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It’s kind of in his lap.

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He’s sitting in the plane and it’s just a photo of the boarding pass.

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It’s just showing that hey, I’m on a plane.

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The caption is something like ‘I’m coming back to Australia.

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Hello,’ or something.

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JACK: Okay, so the first thing that comes to mind for me is that if you post your boarding

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pass, people immediately know you’re not home and might take that opportunity to break

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into your home and rob you.

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So, that’s one thing and that’s a big thing, but is anything really bad about showing

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the world what flight and seat you’re gonna be on?

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I mean, it’s not like he’s posting his credit card or even passport which has details

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that he doesn’t want people seeing.

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So, Alex was curious exactly what information is contained on a boarding pass.

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ALEX: When you get a boarding pass from an airline or when I have at least, they don’t

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really tell you that it’s secret, right?

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When you type the booking reference into a website, it doesn’t come up as dots like

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a password.

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You can just type it in and you can see it as you’re typing.

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That’s sort of what people have learned means oh, okay, that means it’s not secret.

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But actually, it is secret.

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So, I think the messaging from the airlines is a bit confusing as to whether your boarding

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pass/booking reference is meant to be secret or not.

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JACK: So, that was the situation when Alex received this text asking if Alex can hack

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the former PM.

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Alex knew that this boarding pass contains sensitive information but did they really

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know how to get that or what someone could do with that?

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So, Alex took on the challenge of hacking the former PM Tony Abbott’s boarding pass

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to try to figure it out for themself.

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ALEX: [MUSIC] I was curious.

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I kind of just wondered oh, this famous person has done this thing that could be bad or dangerous.

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Is it? Is it dangerous?

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How bad is it?

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What has happened?

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I didn’t know.

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I didn’t even know anything about what you’re meant to do with a boarding pass but I wanted

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to find out.

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JACK: So, Alex who has training and experience as a red teamer and security incident responder

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began to figure out what they could do with this photo.

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What’s the tool you used to get started hacking this boarding pass?

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ALEX: Oh, I tried to use the most elite hacker tool I know, so I opened up Google Chrome

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and just started typing in the bar at the top that Googles things.

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JACK: Yeah, it’s true; Google has probably helped more hackers than any other tool in

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history.

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ALEX: I knew there was something bad about posting your boarding pass and I knew that

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something bad could happen if someone else had it but I had never done it before and

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I didn’t know where am I supposed to look, which information is the secret, important

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information.

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I don’t know.

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JACK: After some Googling, Alex found out that their first target should be the bar

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code on the boarding pass.

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This bar code contains all the important information for a person’s flight, including the booking

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reference number that Alex needed to gain access to Abbott’s account.

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ALEX: I tried to scan the bar code just using a bar code scanner app on my phone but it

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didn’t work.

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I thought oh, okay, maybe it’s too blurry.

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So, I tried making the picture bigger but then it still didn’t scan.

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Okay, so I went into Photoshop and tried to turn up the contrast and make the little bars

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more obvious so that the app could pick it up but it still wasn’t scanning the bar

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code.

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I spent a long time, like maybe fifteen minutes looking at this image, trying to fix the bar

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code.

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Then after that time, I noticed that the booking reference is also just printed on the baggage

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receipt in text.

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You could just read it with your eyes; you don’t need the bar code scanner app at all.

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I was like wow, I graduated university but it did not prepare me for this moment.

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JACK: Okay, so the bar code wasn’t even needed here.

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The airline just printed the booking reference number right on the ticket in plain text.

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Once they realized that, Alex went to the airline’s website to see what access this

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gets you.

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ALEX: [MUSIC] So, I went to the Qantas website – that’s the airline – and I went to

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the Manage Booking page where you log in with your booking.

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There’s two things you need to manage a flight booking.

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The first one is the booking reference which I just got and the second one is your last

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name.

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I knew the last name; it was Abbott.

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It was also printed on the boarding pass.

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JACK: So, taking these two pieces of information that Tony Abbott just posted to his Instagram

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account, Alex tries to log in to the airline’s website with these details.

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ALEX: I was kind of hoping that the second thing you need would be a password or something

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more secret, but then I realized that the booking reference is the password.

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I was like, okay.

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JACK: Yeah, it turns out that’s all you need to log into the site with.

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ALEX: So, I typed in the booking reference and last name and just clicked Log In.

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I haven’t done any hacking here.

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I’ve just read a six-digit code and typed it in.

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Then when I hit Log In, it was like hello, Mr. Abbott.

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Welcome to your flight and stuff.

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Here’s all your flight details.

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I was like, oh.

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JACK: Alex was now logged into Qantas Airline’s [00:10:00] website as the former Australian

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Prime Minister Tony Abbott without his permission.

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This felt illegal but at the same time, they just entered in some basic information that

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Abbott himself posted publicly on Instagram.

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I’m not even sure if this is classified as logging into a website.

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Like Alex was saying, they don’t obscure the booking reference when you’re typing

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it in, so it doesn’t feel like a password.

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Then it’s printed right there on your boarding pass.

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So yeah, airlines just don’t seem to be treating this as sensitive information.

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Like, airlines aren’t telling you to keep this secret and to not share it with others.

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This isn’t an area of their website where you can do much, especially after the flight

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has taken off.

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You can’t buy tickets or make reservations here.

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No, it’s just there to check your flight status.

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Yeah, it’s a gray area on whether this is a super-private area of the website or if

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it’s just security through obscurity kind of thing.

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But Alex was in there now and was looking around to see what was there.

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At first it didn’t look like there was anything important.

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The flight had already happened so it wasn’t like they could change the booking or anything

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and Alex could see that the flight was booked through a travel agency.

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Then Alex found Tony Abbott’s frequent flyer number.

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But what are you gonna do with that?

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This is not really a piece of identifying information and doesn’t do much, so even

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though Alex logged in, there really wasn’t anything on this website that would be a privacy

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problem or security concern.

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At this point, Alex was relieved to not have found anything.

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But what else could there be?

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ALEX: I wasn’t gonna give up just because there was nothing that I could see on the

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web page.

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I’m not gonna stop just ‘cause a web page says we’re done.

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JACK: Oh yeah, that’s right, ‘cause you’re a red teamer and you have access to the elite

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hacking tools such as Kali Linux, and you probably got an old back track hanging out

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somewhere.

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ALEX: Jack, you can’t say that to me.

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JACK: Alex wanted to analyze the website further and look for any hidden data that might be

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obscured somewhere.

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Maybe there’s secret information buried somewhere on the website and you need a super-special

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hacker tool to see it.

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ALEX: Then I used the only hacker tool I know which is to right click on a page and then

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click Inspect or Inspect Element.

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That opens up the page source of the page.

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It shows you the HTML of the page.

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Listen, somebody might one day try and tell you that this is hacking or this is an advanced

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computer skill.

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It’s definitely not.

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Anyone can do this.

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This is a tool that programmers use to try and understand websites.

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It’s not made for hacking.

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This is not an advanced, elite hacking tool.

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Anyone can do it.

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I hope that’s clear.

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JACK: So you’re saying right click, View Source is not illegal.

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ALEX: I’m not a lawyer but I’m confident on that one.

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JACK: Yeah, so the way a website works is your browser asks the web server for the information

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on the site.

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The web server sends the data over formatted in HTML.

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Now it’s just a matter for the browser to format and display the website.

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But yeah, in order for the browser to know what to display, it must have that HTML.

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Since the dawn of browsers, you were always able to right click on any website and then

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click View Source and see the raw HTML.

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It’s not illegal to view source because every website you ever visited ever, the browser

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is viewing the source for you.

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But the reason why Alex did this is because sometimes there’s extra bits of information

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that might not be displayed in the browser but it is there in the HTML.

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ALEX: When I started looking at the page source, I was like okay, yep, this is a web page,

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and so I kind of scrolled around ‘cause I didn’t know what I was looking for.

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I was just kind of wondering if there was more stuff in there.

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Then eventually after scrolling around I noticed there was this big section of JSON, this big

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section of data just in the page which is – I mean, sometimes that happens in web

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pages but it’s kind of strange for the page to have a whole bunch of extra data in there

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that it’s not showing.

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JACK: JSON data is just another way to format data.

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It works particularly good for web browsers to parse it and read it, and Alex said this

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chunk of data was just a little too big for them to look at and understand; long lines

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of text and data and numbers.

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It’s not encrypted; it’s just hard to read.

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ALEX: I realized that I wasn’t gonna find the passport number or anything like that

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by just rummaging around in the HTML ball pit, so eventually I just searched for ‘passport’

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in the page.

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[MUSIC] One of them was this thing called Passport and it had a thing called Date of

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Birth and it had a thing called Document Number.

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The Document Number sure looked like a passport number.

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Then I sort of looked at the birthday and it was the same birthday that Tony Abbott

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had when I looked him up on Wikipedia.

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I was like, oh no.

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It’s just there.

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It’s just in the page.

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At that point, I was fairly sure I was looking at the extremely secret government-issued

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ID of the former prime minister of Australia and former servant to Queen Elizabeth and

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I was kind of worried that maybe I was doing something wrong somehow, but not enough to

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stop [00:15:00] looking.

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JACK: This, I would say, is a privacy problem.

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By posting your boarding pass, someone can use that information to log into the airline’s

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website and click View Source and see your birth date, passport number, frequent flyer

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number, and flight details.

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With this information, a bad actor could do some nasty stuff.

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You don’t want to be just telling the world what your passport number is.

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Somewhere in here, Alex dubbed this the Do Not Get Arrested Challenge of 2020 because

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this felt wrong but where was the line?

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Alex wasn’t sure.

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So, at this point, I mean what’s the nerves feel like for you?

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ALEX: At this point I was like hah, I think I have the former prime minister’s passport

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number.

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I was thinking oh boy, oh jeez, because for all I know, other people are looking at this

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page at the same time as me.

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There’s no guarantee that I’m the only one here.

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So, this is basically public, this passport number, and so I was thinking okay, I better

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get someone somehow to reset his passport number like you reset a password.

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Can you even reset a passport number?

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Then I was thinking, this all seems okay but is it possible that I’ve done a crime?

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After I found the passport number, I was wondering well, is there anything else in this page

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or is it just the passport number?

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So, I wondered if there was a phone number, so I searched for phone and number and things

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like that but nothing came up.

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But then I, in an extremely big-brain move, searched for 614 which is the first three

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digits of an Australian format phone number.

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[MUSIC] That led me to this really weird section of text in the page.

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There was a phone number that was enough digits beginning with 614, but it didn’t just say

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like, phone number equals this.

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It had all this strange uppercase, all caps spaghetti airline code.

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Like, the phone number said all caps CTCM SPACE QF SPACE HK1 SPACE and then the phone

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number.

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There was all this other weird uppercase stuff all over the place.

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JACK: It turned out that Alex had found a section of the code called SSR for Special

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Service Request.

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This is a special airline language that’s code for things like whether or not this passenger

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wants a vegetarian meal or the passenger is an unaccompanied minor.

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In Tony Abbott’s SSR, Alex could see notes left by the airline and one of the notes started

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with the code CTCM.

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When Alex looked up what CTCM meant, it was a note that contained the passenger’s phone

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number.

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This is so if the airlines need to text you about delays or whatever.

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At this point, Alex thought they’re now looking at Tony Abbott’s phone number.

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This was about the point where Alex knew they needed some help.

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After all, this was the Do Not Get Arrested Challenge of 2020, so Alex reached out to

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the Australian Free Government Legal Aid Hotline.

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But whoever answered the phone, they just didn’t know enough about computers to be

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able to help Alex with this.

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ALEX: I didn’t think that anything I had done sounded like a crime but I understood

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that sometimes when the other person is famous or something, that things can suddenly become

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a crime.

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So, I was like well, what if it’s the former prime minister?

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Is it illegal to do this?

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I don’t know.

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I don’t know the laws, so I should probably try and find an adult who can tell me how

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it all works.

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JACK: When the free telephone lawyer told Alex they didn’t know, Alex went looking

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for themself to understand if they had committed any crimes.

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ALEX: I was kind of just Googling it, being like hey, what are the laws?

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Can I read them?

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It turns out there is.

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There’s this thing called the Legislation and it’s just the laws written down.

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I had no problem scrolling through and reading all the HTML of that page, but whoever wrote

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the legislation was just making up words.

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There was just so many complicated words and it’s so not obvious what they mean.

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But I was eventually able to divine from the Times New Roman tea leaves that having the

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passport number shouldn’t be a crime.

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That seems fine.

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I was worried about defamation which is where you publish it and it makes someone look bad,

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but I realized that in the laws it says that it’s not defamation if it’s true.

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So, just publishing that it’s a true story, that’s okay.

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But then the laws that I read that were about computers were like, it’s illegal to do

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anything with a computer.

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If you ever log in to a computer, that’s a crime.

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So, I was like oh, okay, I should ask a lawyer about this.

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JACK: Okay, let’s take a moment to gather ourselves here.

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Alex’s whole goal in doing this was to show their friends that they should not be posting

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photos of their boarding pass on Instagram and now Alex has this really cool story about

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how the former PM posted his boarding pass and how Alex was able to easily get all kinds

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of private information just from that.

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Alex wants to blog about this or at least be able to show this to their friends.

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ALEX: My end goal was to publish a blog post about all this and also fix the problem.

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So, step one was to figure out whether I’ve done a crime.

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[MUSIC] Step two was to notify somebody that this happened so they can fix it and notify

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someone that the passport [00:20:00] number got made public.

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Maybe Tony Abbott, maybe the government.

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Step three was to get permission to publish that blog post about it and step four was

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to tell the airline, tell Qantas that – about the fact that all this information was just

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in the page so they can fix it.

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JACK: At this point in the story, Alex’s interpretation of the law puts them on the

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safe side.

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But is Alex’s interpretation actually good enough to stay out of jail?

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Interpreting the law is very tricky, so they continued calling lawyers and seeking help

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to get some answers which was not so easy because they didn’t want to admit anything.

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Alex just wanted to know hypothetically if somebody did do this, would it be illegal?

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Eventually Alex heard enough people say it’s probably safe and Alex was feeling confident

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enough.

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But I want to emphasize something here; Alex’s motives mattered on whether or not this was

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illegal.

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This was done for research and to do responsible disclosure so even though this was legal for

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Alex to do, it probably wouldn’t be legal for a criminal to do the same thing but with

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the intention of doing some kind of malicious activity.

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Step two was to notify Tony Abbott that his personal information might have been seen

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by other people.

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That should be easy enough; I mean, his personal number was just one of the things that Alex

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found in the HTML.

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Plus, he obviously was on Instagram since he posts photos there.

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So, Alex could just call Tony Abbott’s cell phone directly to report this or send him

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a DM on Insta.

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But what are you gonna say?

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Uh, hi, Mr. Abbott?

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I hacked your boarding pass.

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ALEX: That’s the other thing, is that I wanted to be really careful about the way

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I reported it or communicated it because it’s – there sometimes is this yikes thing that

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happens.

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I’m sure you’ve seen where someone’s trying to be responsible and report a security

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problem and help the person fix it but the people misunderstand and they think that you’re

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trying to hack them or ransom them or something and they get really mad.

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I didn’t want to play that game.

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JACK: Okay, so, no, Alex didn’t want to just DM Tony Abbott about his passport but

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Abbott left office in 2015 so now Alex had a new challenge.

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Who in the government do you call to leave a message for the former prime minister?

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Alex reached out to some friends to see if they had any advice.

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At first there was nothing but then one friend had an idea.

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ALEX: One of my hacker friends told me to call 1300 CYBER1.

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JACK: [MUSIC] 1300 CYBER1.

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ALEX: I was like, excuse me?

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That’s not real.

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You can’t be serious.

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You can’t say that.

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But apparently that’s the Australian phone number to call Cyber or something.

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I’m not really sure but you know I called that number.

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JACK: You called Cyber?

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ALEX: I instantly dialed 1300 CYBER1 and the person on the other end was like, hello?

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I was like, incredible.

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It’s real.

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I vaguely explained what was going on and they said oh yeah, no worries.

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Here’s this e-mail address where you can report this to ASD.

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ASD is the Australian Signals Directorate.

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It’s like the Australian equivalent of NSA.

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JACK: Admitting all this to the Australian version of the NSA?

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That seemed a bit intense but apparently in Australia, that’s who you go to for stuff

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like this.

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ALEX: I wrote them an e-mail just like the person said and I said you know, hello, I

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found the former prime minister’s passport number.

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Here’s the last digit and stuff to prove that I found it.

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Let me know if I can help.

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Let me know if this is useful for you.

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They replied instantly which is great ‘cause no one else had been replying instantly.

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JACK: They replied right away and it was interesting because the e-mail’s subject said Security

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Level Sensitive which is some kind of security rating the ASD assigned to the e-mail which

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was pretty interesting to Alex.

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ALEX: I knew that I had made it to the big time.

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JACK: In their reply that ASD asked for more information from Alex.

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Once Alex gave it to them, Alex says they basically told them alright, thanks for the

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help, kid.

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We’ll take it from here.

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So, that seemed like it was the right thing to do and at least security would be addressing

00:23:50.600 --> 00:23:52.510
something with the former prime minister.

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Like, maybe someone was calling him right now saying take those images down from Instagram.

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But next, Alex wanted to let Qantas know about this vulnerability on their website.

00:24:00.660 --> 00:24:05.550
ALEX: I wanted to tell them hey, inside the page source of the Manage Booking page is

00:24:05.550 --> 00:24:08.981
– you send the passenger their own passport number and their own phone number and their

00:24:08.981 --> 00:24:11.600
own – whatever else is in that weird uppercase spaghetti.

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JACK: Alex found an e-mail for the security team at Qantas and told them about this vulnerability.

00:24:16.210 --> 00:24:21.320
Just like with ASD, Qantas sent them an e-mail that basically said thanks, we’re on it,

00:24:21.320 --> 00:24:22.679
and then radio silence.

00:24:22.679 --> 00:24:27.050
So, that’s two official bodies alerted and both times they said they would take it from

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there.

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So technically, Alex had done all they needed to do.

00:24:30.549 --> 00:24:35.059
But now, Alex wanted to get some kind of permission to be able to post this story on Alex’s

00:24:35.059 --> 00:24:36.059
blog.

00:24:36.059 --> 00:24:40.410
So, you wanted permission to post this and specifically you wanted permission to post

00:24:40.410 --> 00:24:45.140
hey, this is Tony Abbott’s, not just like, here’s what you can do with a boarding pass.

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ALEX: Yeah, I wanted to tell the whole story exactly as it happened to me without leaving

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out anything important.

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JACK: Why is this?

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‘Cause I like this.

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I like it when people blog and stuff, so why is it important to you to publish this story?

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ALEX: Lots of reasons but firstly I love writing dumb blog posts where I [00:25:00] do stupid

00:25:02.980 --> 00:25:05.200
jokes and also try and say something meaningful.

00:25:05.200 --> 00:25:06.919
Love to do that.

00:25:06.919 --> 00:25:12.700
But I wanted to show all the details and how simple it was because I wanted everyone to

00:25:12.700 --> 00:25:14.020
feel like oh, I could do that.

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The idea is yeah, you absolutely could do this.

00:25:16.970 --> 00:25:18.500
I didn’t do anything special.

00:25:18.500 --> 00:25:19.970
Anyone could have done this.

00:25:19.970 --> 00:25:23.700
I wanted to show that oh, well, if it’s that easy for it to happen to somebody famous,

00:25:23.700 --> 00:25:24.840
then it could happen to anyone.

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JACK: Alex seems like a good person.

00:25:27.190 --> 00:25:31.610
They wanted to get that stamp of approval or at least let Tony Abbott know that his

00:25:31.610 --> 00:25:33.890
name was going to be attached to the story.

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But the only problem was…

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ALEX: I didn’t really know who I needed to get it from.

00:25:37.000 --> 00:25:38.740
I was like, from the government?

00:25:38.740 --> 00:25:41.669
From Tony Abbott’s – does he have a security team?

00:25:41.669 --> 00:25:42.669
I don’t know.

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Do I tell Tony Abbott himself?

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I didn’t know.

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JACK: Right.

00:25:45.669 --> 00:25:47.220
So, how did you go about trying to figure it out?

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ALEX: I spent a long time not finding anyone to talk to.

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I spent a long time not knowing how to contact his staff or who to contact, and a lot of

00:25:55.159 --> 00:25:59.279
time waiting for the government to reply to e-mails that they never would reply to and

00:25:59.279 --> 00:26:00.279
never did.

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But then one day, in a burst of motivation or something, I told a journalist friend about

00:26:04.909 --> 00:26:08.110
this and asked them if they knew how to – what I should do next.

00:26:08.110 --> 00:26:11.630
They had really, really good ideas ‘cause they’re a professional journalist.

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So, they said I should try and find his former staff from when he was the prime minister,

00:26:16.300 --> 00:26:22.080
so his former ministers and stuff, and contact their offices and see if they have his contact

00:26:22.080 --> 00:26:23.080
details.

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JACK: The logic here is that Alex didn’t want to call Tony Abbott directly.

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They wanted the office of Tony Abbott to let his people know about this because surely

00:26:31.419 --> 00:26:34.360
a former PM has people, right?

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Alex thought that the current administration might have connections to the former administration’s

00:26:39.580 --> 00:26:40.580
people.

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Alex went to Wikipedia and searched through Tony Abbott’s staff when he was in office.

00:26:45.470 --> 00:26:46.470
Minister of the Arts?

00:26:46.470 --> 00:26:47.600
No, he’s retired.

00:26:47.600 --> 00:26:48.600
Minister of Agriculture?

00:26:48.600 --> 00:26:50.480
No, he’s retired too.

00:26:50.480 --> 00:26:53.220
Eventually Alex noticed one name that did sound familiar.

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ALEX: One of his former ministers was Scott Morrison who is the current prime minister

00:26:58.070 --> 00:26:59.179
of Australia today.

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I was like oh, well, he definitely has an office.

00:27:02.270 --> 00:27:06.480
JACK: Calling the current prime minister’s office looking for the old prime minister;

00:27:06.480 --> 00:27:08.480
yeah, that sounds like a good plan to me.

00:27:08.480 --> 00:27:12.049
ALEX: I was like, hello?

00:27:12.049 --> 00:27:16.700
I was trying to explain that hi, I know that this is not Tony Abbott’s office but I was

00:27:16.700 --> 00:27:19.940
wondering if you had his contact details ‘cause I have this media inquiry which is what my

00:27:19.940 --> 00:27:21.279
journalist friend said to say.

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The person I was talking to interrupts and explained so, Tony Abbott isn’t the prime

00:27:25.410 --> 00:27:26.410
minister anymore.

00:27:26.410 --> 00:27:27.410
This is actually Scott Morrison’s office.

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I was like yeah, I know.

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Please, can you check if you have the contact details?

00:27:31.279 --> 00:27:35.940
She said that she wouldn’t have them and went to check for like a long time, like maybe

00:27:35.940 --> 00:27:38.080
fifteen, thirty seconds.

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Then after that time she was like oh, actually, I can give you Tony Abbott’s personal assistant’s

00:27:42.320 --> 00:27:43.320
mobile number.

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Is that good?

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I was like yes, that is extremely good.

00:27:45.900 --> 00:27:47.580
That’s what I’ve been looking for this whole time.

00:27:47.580 --> 00:27:48.580
Yes, thanks.

00:27:48.580 --> 00:27:51.380
JACK: Alex jots down the number, hangs up, and dials that number.

00:27:51.380 --> 00:27:54.880
ALEX: Then I called it right away and I – the person who answered, I was like hello, is

00:27:54.880 --> 00:27:56.840
this Tony Abbott’s personal assistant?

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The person was like no, actually, that’s not me but I am one of Tony Abbott’s staff.

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I was like, amazing, incredible.

00:28:03.960 --> 00:28:06.779
This is what I’ve been trying to find for months.

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I started explaining the thing that I’d rehearsed on the phone so many times, explaining

00:28:10.380 --> 00:28:12.799
the security issue and I want to report it.

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Halfway through, the person says sorry, who are you and what organization are you calling

00:28:18.591 --> 00:28:19.591
from?

00:28:19.591 --> 00:28:21.830
I was like oh, no, no, I’m just Alex.

00:28:21.830 --> 00:28:22.920
I’m just a person.

00:28:22.920 --> 00:28:24.270
I’m not calling from anywhere.

00:28:24.270 --> 00:28:25.620
I just found this thing.

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But they were understanding and they were like, I’ll have to call you back.

00:28:28.549 --> 00:28:33.299
JACK: It sounds straightforward but getting this far actually took a long time, like at

00:28:33.299 --> 00:28:37.600
least a month of trying to figure out someone close to Tony Abbott to explain the impact

00:28:37.600 --> 00:28:40.789
of posting his boarding pass on Instagram like that.

00:28:40.789 --> 00:28:42.429
This felt like major progress.

00:28:42.429 --> 00:28:46.020
ALEX: An hour later I get a call from another number that I don’t recognize and it’s

00:28:46.020 --> 00:28:49.130
a beautiful moment for me because he says [MUSIC] that he knows what I’m talking about.

00:28:49.130 --> 00:28:51.290
He’s like yes, I’ve seen the e-mails from ASD.

00:28:51.290 --> 00:28:55.169
I’m currently in the process of getting Tony Abbott a new passport number.

00:28:55.169 --> 00:28:56.169
It’s like, amazing.

00:28:56.169 --> 00:29:01.460
It’s so good for me to talk to someone who knows what I’m talking about.

00:29:01.460 --> 00:29:02.700
JACK: Wow, success.

00:29:02.700 --> 00:29:06.799
After all this time, Alex finally got confirmation that all those e-mails weren’t just going

00:29:06.799 --> 00:29:07.890
into the void.

00:29:07.890 --> 00:29:11.750
I didn’t even know you could get a new passport number but apparently that is a thing.

00:29:11.750 --> 00:29:14.700
Thanks to Alex, Tony Abbott was getting a new one.

00:29:14.700 --> 00:29:18.250
Alex said this phone conversation went on for a while, discussing things like how they

00:29:18.250 --> 00:29:21.600
found all this information on Tony Abbott and what kind of stuff Alex wants to put in

00:29:21.600 --> 00:29:22.600
the blog post.

00:29:22.600 --> 00:29:27.490
The assistant asked to see a draft of the blog before Alex posted it so they can review

00:29:27.490 --> 00:29:28.490
it.

00:29:28.490 --> 00:29:31.490
ALEX: Then he says these things do interest him.

00:29:31.490 --> 00:29:34.330
He’s quite keen to talk to you.

00:29:34.330 --> 00:29:36.160
I was like, excuse me?

00:29:36.160 --> 00:29:38.710
Tony Abbott wants to call me on the phone?

00:29:38.710 --> 00:29:43.080
I suppose I owe this service to my country at this point.

00:29:43.080 --> 00:29:45.169
What does he want to talk about?

00:29:45.169 --> 00:29:48.960
He said oh, he’s – just to pick your brain on these things.

00:29:48.960 --> 00:29:52.380
He’s quite keen to learn about it or something.

00:29:52.380 --> 00:29:55.590
I was like, alright, let’s absolutely go.

00:29:55.590 --> 00:30:01.190
JACK: So you set up a date for the call and then, what, does Tony Abbott call you or you

00:30:01.190 --> 00:30:02.190
call him?

00:30:02.190 --> 00:30:06.420
ALEX: [00:30:00] No, yeah, then my phone rings at 3:30 as we planned and it’s from a private

00:30:06.420 --> 00:30:08.200
number; nice.

00:30:08.200 --> 00:30:09.840
On the other end is Tony Abbott.

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He started telling me about how – mostly the thing that he wanted was to check that

00:30:15.000 --> 00:30:19.150
his understanding of how that I found his passport number worked; like, check his understanding

00:30:19.150 --> 00:30:22.049
was correct, and it was.

00:30:22.049 --> 00:30:27.070
He also wanted to ask how to learn about the IT, which is what he called it.

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JACK: How long did you guys talk?

00:30:28.419 --> 00:30:29.919
ALEX: How long did we talk?

00:30:29.919 --> 00:30:31.409
About half an hour, an hour?

00:30:31.409 --> 00:30:32.570
At least half an hour.

00:30:32.570 --> 00:30:33.570
JACK: Whoa.

00:30:33.570 --> 00:30:38.519
ALEX: I mean, we had a lot to – and he had lots of questions like how did it all happen

00:30:38.519 --> 00:30:42.210
and what can I do to learn about it?

00:30:42.210 --> 00:30:48.220
He was telling me about how he tried to log into a Microsoft Teams meeting earlier and

00:30:48.220 --> 00:30:52.270
he got fairly bamboozled by that whole process of trying to do it.

00:30:52.270 --> 00:30:56.710
He said he can now log into a Teams meeting in a way that he couldn’t before.

00:30:56.710 --> 00:31:02.100
Then suddenly he said you could drop me in the bush and I’d feel perfectly confident

00:31:02.100 --> 00:31:06.299
navigating my way out, looking at the sun and the direction of rivers and figuring out

00:31:06.299 --> 00:31:08.210
where to go but this?

00:31:08.210 --> 00:31:09.210
Hah.

00:31:09.210 --> 00:31:11.820
That was some incredibly powerful Australian energy.

00:31:11.820 --> 00:31:16.130
That’s like, the most Australian thing anyone’s ever said about – that anyone could ever

00:31:16.130 --> 00:31:18.870
say, saying oh, being dropped into the bush?

00:31:18.870 --> 00:31:19.870
No worries.

00:31:19.870 --> 00:31:21.330
That’s easy; I can just navigate my way out.

00:31:21.330 --> 00:31:22.330
That’s normal.

00:31:22.330 --> 00:31:23.850
But learning how to use a computer?

00:31:23.850 --> 00:31:25.850
Hm, that’s hard. Hm.

00:31:25.850 --> 00:31:26.850
Like, who does that?

00:31:26.850 --> 00:31:30.799
JACK: Alex talked Tony Abbott through the entire process of how they ended up with his

00:31:30.799 --> 00:31:32.230
passport number.

00:31:32.230 --> 00:31:35.399
Then Alex started answering some tech questions that Tony had.

00:31:35.399 --> 00:31:39.799
ALEX: Then at one point he asked is – if there was a book that he could read to learn

00:31:39.799 --> 00:31:43.769
about the basics of IT, since he wanted to learn how it works.

00:31:43.769 --> 00:31:48.169
I was like oh, I mean, there probably is a book out there called The Basics of IT or

00:31:48.169 --> 00:31:51.649
IT for Dummies or something but it probably won’t help because I didn’t learn from

00:31:51.649 --> 00:31:52.649
a book.

00:31:52.649 --> 00:31:53.649
Everyone just figures it out.

00:31:53.649 --> 00:31:58.010
So, I told him the story about my mom which was that when I was growing up, my mom always

00:31:58.010 --> 00:32:01.700
said there were too many buttons and that she was afraid to press the buttons ‘cause

00:32:01.700 --> 00:32:04.059
she didn’t know what they did.

00:32:04.059 --> 00:32:08.039
I would always say no, no, no, mom, you just gotta press all the buttons and then you know

00:32:08.039 --> 00:32:09.220
what they do.

00:32:09.220 --> 00:32:10.280
I don’t know if that helped him.

00:32:10.280 --> 00:32:12.220
JACK: Did you actually tell him about your mom?

00:32:12.220 --> 00:32:14.840
ALEX: Yeah. Is that okay?

00:32:14.840 --> 00:32:17.260
JACK: No, I think it’s brilliant.

00:32:17.260 --> 00:32:22.039
That chat that Alex had with Tony Abbott about his mom, yeah, that resonates with me.

00:32:22.039 --> 00:32:26.330
My parents, heck, even my grandparents have been using computers way longer than I have

00:32:26.330 --> 00:32:31.990
yet for some strange reason, I’m better at computers than they are, way better.

00:32:31.990 --> 00:32:33.130
What is with that?

00:32:33.130 --> 00:32:38.000
Well, for one, when I got a computer, I felt compelled to push buttons.

00:32:38.000 --> 00:32:42.000
They were afraid to push buttons which always reminds me of this quote from The Hitchhiker’s

00:32:42.000 --> 00:32:43.200
Guide to the Galaxy.

00:32:43.200 --> 00:32:44.399
TRILLIAN: Buttons aren’t toys.

00:32:44.399 --> 00:32:45.779
ZAPHOD: Buttons aren’t toys.

00:32:45.779 --> 00:32:47.110
JACK: Yes, they are.

00:32:47.110 --> 00:32:48.440
To me, buttons are toys.

00:32:48.440 --> 00:32:50.419
I want to push them all to see what they do.

00:32:50.419 --> 00:32:54.389
Something inside me just can’t help it and it’s this innate curiosity of mine that

00:32:54.389 --> 00:32:57.779
has absolutely led me into a lot of trouble with computers.

00:32:57.779 --> 00:33:02.840
I’ve ruined them, deleted important stuff, and whoopsed the whole thing many times.

00:33:02.840 --> 00:33:03.840
But then, you know what?

00:33:03.840 --> 00:33:06.330
I had to rebuild and restore it and fix it.

00:33:06.330 --> 00:33:11.590
So, for me, the way I learned how to be good at IT was simply being fearless at pushing

00:33:11.590 --> 00:33:12.590
buttons.

00:33:12.590 --> 00:33:17.630
Yes, sometimes I had really bad moments like that time in ‘05 when I somehow wiped twenty

00:33:17.630 --> 00:33:19.540
gigs of music from my iPod.

00:33:19.540 --> 00:33:21.831
Man, I’ll never forget that.

00:33:21.831 --> 00:33:26.860
That was the worst data loss experience ever for me but it’s moments like that that really

00:33:26.860 --> 00:33:29.549
teach you how to respect the tech.

00:33:29.549 --> 00:33:33.750
That’s my suggestion at getting good at IT, too; push the buttons and push them a

00:33:33.750 --> 00:33:34.750
lot.

00:33:34.750 --> 00:33:39.779
Well, so after Alex’s call with Tony Abbott, Alex got approval to publish the blog post.

00:33:39.779 --> 00:33:41.570
So, it was published.

00:33:41.570 --> 00:33:45.820
The post was a hit too, echoing across many tech publications as a lesson to be learned

00:33:45.820 --> 00:33:50.309
on why you don’t post pictures of your boarding pass to social media.

00:33:50.309 --> 00:33:55.240
But it also meant that the Do Not Get Arrested Challenge of 2020 was a success.

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We’ve got one more story for you after the break.

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Stay with us.

00:33:59.220 --> 00:34:02.780
Alright, so I have another flight-hacking story for you.

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This one is from TProphet.

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TPROPHET: TProphet.

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JACK: Now, TProphet is no stranger to the hacking scene.

00:34:07.370 --> 00:34:09.790
I asked him how many Defcons has he been to?

00:34:09.790 --> 00:34:10.790
He told me…

00:34:10.790 --> 00:34:12.349
TPROPHET: Yeah, all of them.

00:34:12.349 --> 00:34:17.310
JACK: So, the first Defcon was in 1993 and has been a yearly event since.

00:34:17.310 --> 00:34:20.510
So, going to all of them is quite an accomplishment.

00:34:20.510 --> 00:34:25.329
Now there’s over 30,000 people who attend Defcon but that first one, like only 100 people

00:34:25.329 --> 00:34:27.450
showed up and TProphet was one of them.

00:34:27.450 --> 00:34:33.630
TPROPHET: It was at the Sands and we had maybe fifty people in one small room.

00:34:33.630 --> 00:34:37.500
Yeah, that’s kinda how it started and it just grew from there.

00:34:37.500 --> 00:34:40.629
JACK: You can imagine someone who’s been in the hacker scene for over thirty years

00:34:40.629 --> 00:34:43.169
must have a lot of stories, right?

00:34:43.169 --> 00:34:47.359
Yeah, well, TProphet isn’t sharing any of those stories with us today.

00:34:47.359 --> 00:34:49.089
I wish, but maybe another time.

00:34:49.089 --> 00:34:50.530
But TProphet likes to write.

00:34:50.530 --> 00:34:55.210
No, I’m not talking about the 120,000 tweets he’s written at this point.

00:34:55.210 --> 00:34:59.680
He’s a regular contributor to the 2600 Magazine, The Hacker Quarterly.

00:34:59.680 --> 00:35:05.050
But he also likes writing a travel blog called [00:35:00] seat31B.com.

00:35:05.050 --> 00:35:07.560
This travel blog is unlike any travel blog I’ve ever seen.

00:35:07.560 --> 00:35:10.599
TPROPHET: In my free time, I like to travel.

00:35:10.599 --> 00:35:16.020
My goal is to join the Travelers’ Century Club which means that you visited at least

00:35:16.020 --> 00:35:18.010
100 countries or territories around the world.

00:35:18.010 --> 00:35:19.920
I’ve been to all seven continents so far.

00:35:19.920 --> 00:35:21.000
JACK: Even Antarctica?

00:35:21.000 --> 00:35:22.450
TPROPHET: Yeah, including Antarctica.

00:35:22.450 --> 00:35:24.290
I went with a bunch of hackers, actually.

00:35:24.290 --> 00:35:30.460
The tour camp people and Tour Con did a cruise to Antarctica a few years ago called World

00:35:30.460 --> 00:35:33.690
Tour and so we went down.

00:35:33.690 --> 00:35:35.910
Hackers took over a ship; we had a 3D printer.

00:35:35.910 --> 00:35:37.099
It was awesome.

00:35:37.099 --> 00:35:41.800
It was like a former Norwegian icebreaker with mostly Russian crew which was pretty

00:35:41.800 --> 00:35:42.800
fun.

00:35:42.800 --> 00:35:45.480
JACK: So, his blog is basically a bunch of travel hacks.

00:35:45.480 --> 00:35:47.480
Now, you might think oh, travel hacks.

00:35:47.480 --> 00:35:49.330
Yeah, I’ve seen stuff like that on BuzzFeed.

00:35:49.330 --> 00:35:53.290
Like, when traveling, wrap your shoes up in a shower cap so that you don’t get your

00:35:53.290 --> 00:35:54.750
clean clothes dirty.

00:35:54.750 --> 00:35:58.710
Or here’s a real advanced one; enable private browsing when booking your flight because

00:35:58.710 --> 00:36:02.970
sometimes websites will jack up the price next time you visit their site, knowing that

00:36:02.970 --> 00:36:05.290
you made up your mind and you’re ready to buy.

00:36:05.290 --> 00:36:09.420
But TProphet’s blog goes way beyond these amateur-level tips.

00:36:09.420 --> 00:36:13.829
TPROPHET: I look at things from the hacker perspective and that includes getting there

00:36:13.829 --> 00:36:18.260
‘cause one thing about travel is it can be pretty expensive, right?

00:36:18.260 --> 00:36:23.490
But I don’t like to pay money for things if I don’t have to pay money for things.

00:36:23.490 --> 00:36:29.550
I’m kind of an extreme couponer and that guy that’s like, going through the self-checkout

00:36:29.550 --> 00:36:36.770
with every single stacked coupon you can possibly do to get a pizza for $0.03, that’s me.

00:36:36.770 --> 00:36:42.349
I buy stuff I don’t even want to eat because I can get it cheap or free and I kinda do

00:36:42.349 --> 00:36:44.440
almost the same with plane tickets.

00:36:44.440 --> 00:36:48.750
JACK: Now, my tricks to get cheap flights is to first do a comparison of all the flights

00:36:48.750 --> 00:36:50.210
to find the cheapest one.

00:36:50.210 --> 00:36:54.569
My second trick is to always book at least thirty days in advance which can save hundreds

00:36:54.569 --> 00:36:55.569
of dollars.

00:36:55.569 --> 00:37:00.460
TPROPHET: Those are decent rules to try to follow but they’re not – you’re actually

00:37:00.460 --> 00:37:02.839
paying cash for a flight if you do that.

00:37:02.839 --> 00:37:04.190
Money is leaving your bank account.

00:37:04.190 --> 00:37:07.500
I don’t like paying money for flights.

00:37:07.500 --> 00:37:08.730
JACK: Ooh, Bitcoin.

00:37:08.730 --> 00:37:10.780
TPROPHET: No, no, Bitcoin’s money.

00:37:10.780 --> 00:37:11.900
You can turn it into money.

00:37:11.900 --> 00:37:19.580
No, I like paying points for flights because if you can get points for free and you pay

00:37:19.580 --> 00:37:26.890
for your flights with points, then you didn’t actually spend any or maybe not much money

00:37:26.890 --> 00:37:28.190
on your flight.

00:37:28.190 --> 00:37:31.250
JACK: [MUSIC] Uh-huh.

00:37:31.250 --> 00:37:32.280
See?

00:37:32.280 --> 00:37:37.170
TProphet has figured out a way to get free flights to almost anywhere in the world by

00:37:37.170 --> 00:37:39.540
using points to buy tickets.

00:37:39.540 --> 00:37:44.710
This is so much different than a travel hack which might save you twenty dollars or something.

00:37:44.710 --> 00:37:48.359
Yeah, people who travel a lot get frequent flyer miles which are the same as airline

00:37:48.359 --> 00:37:52.940
points and this is a way for airlines to give thanks to their loyal customers.

00:37:52.940 --> 00:37:57.060
You can exchange frequent flyer miles or points for free trips to places.

00:37:57.060 --> 00:38:01.950
Now, historically, airlines gave these to loyal customers, people who flew a lot.

00:38:01.950 --> 00:38:06.690
But in the last few decades, airlines have been looking for new ways to find customers

00:38:06.690 --> 00:38:10.530
and can sometimes offer these points as a sort of marketing strategy.

00:38:10.530 --> 00:38:16.690
TPROPHET: Generally speaking, what I do is I use my good credit to take the banks to

00:38:16.690 --> 00:38:17.690
the cleaners.

00:38:17.690 --> 00:38:22.360
They are falling all over themselves to give me credit cards and that’s totally fine.

00:38:22.360 --> 00:38:23.500
I’ll sign up for all of them.

00:38:23.500 --> 00:38:28.620
I get the points that go with the cards but if you can bank a bunch of points that the

00:38:28.620 --> 00:38:34.640
bank essentially gave you for very little or free, a points bank can turn into tickets

00:38:34.640 --> 00:38:38.599
that are worth way more than you would ever pay for the points, especially if you can

00:38:38.599 --> 00:38:40.080
get them free through credit cards.

00:38:40.080 --> 00:38:44.130
JACK: Using this basic strategy, TProphet has gone to some pretty exotic places.

00:38:44.130 --> 00:38:48.079
TPROPHET: I can actually talk about a trip that I took to St. Helena.

00:38:48.079 --> 00:38:49.349
JACK: Where’s this?

00:38:49.349 --> 00:38:52.800
TPROPHET: St. Helena is a British territory in the South Atlantic.

00:38:52.800 --> 00:38:54.880
It’s the final resting place of Napoleon.

00:38:54.880 --> 00:38:59.450
JACK: South Atlantic; I can’t – I still don’t even picture this.

00:38:59.450 --> 00:39:01.470
So, this is off of Africa?

00:39:01.470 --> 00:39:02.470
TPROPHET: Yeah.

00:39:02.470 --> 00:39:04.280
Well, you know where Walvis Bay is, right?

00:39:04.280 --> 00:39:05.280
JACK: No.

00:39:05.280 --> 00:39:06.280
TPROPHET: Namibia.

00:39:06.280 --> 00:39:07.280
JACK: No.

00:39:07.280 --> 00:39:08.280
Okay, I’m sorry.

00:39:08.280 --> 00:39:09.280
TPROPHET: Not Nambia, as the president says.

00:39:09.280 --> 00:39:11.280
Namibia. JACK: Namibia.

00:39:11.280 --> 00:39:12.280
That’s Africa.

00:39:12.280 --> 00:39:13.280
TPROPHET: Yeah, yeah, exactly.

00:39:13.280 --> 00:39:15.280
Africa. JACK: Okay.

00:39:15.280 --> 00:39:21.560
TPROPHET: So, go to Walvis Bay and head due west for around four and a half hours on a

00:39:21.560 --> 00:39:26.089
plane equipped with special extra tanks to make it that far.

00:39:26.089 --> 00:39:28.270
Then land at the windiest airport in the world.

00:39:28.270 --> 00:39:33.740
JACK: Okay, so if I were to fly from the US to – what’s this place called again?

00:39:33.740 --> 00:39:34.860
TPROPHET: St. Helena.

00:39:34.860 --> 00:39:35.990
JACK: St. Helena.

00:39:35.990 --> 00:39:37.720
TPROPHET: Wonderful place to visit, by the way.

00:39:37.720 --> 00:39:39.300
I totally recommend it.

00:39:39.300 --> 00:39:42.500
JACK: How much would that cost in airfare for a typical person?

00:39:42.500 --> 00:39:43.760
TPROPHET: That depends.

00:39:43.760 --> 00:39:47.960
Do you want to sit all the way in the back in the middle seat with somebody reclining

00:39:47.960 --> 00:39:54.440
into you and a baby throwing up in your lap, or do you want a personal lie-flat suite with

00:39:54.440 --> 00:39:59.350
champagne and caviar brought to you, where you’re waited on hand and foot the whole

00:39:59.350 --> 00:40:00.350
way?

00:40:00.350 --> 00:40:01.350
JACK: What did you choose?

00:40:01.350 --> 00:40:04.040
TPROPHET: [00:40:00] Of course the latter.

00:40:04.040 --> 00:40:08.329
JACK: [MUSC] That’s the other thing about TProphet; he’s not just trying to squeeze

00:40:08.329 --> 00:40:11.790
his way onto the cheapest seat of the plane just to get somewhere for free.

00:40:11.790 --> 00:40:16.970
No, he upgrades the experience to sit in the special seats at the front of the plane, like

00:40:16.970 --> 00:40:20.510
the ones that recline all the way down into a flat bed.

00:40:20.510 --> 00:40:31.480
Okay, so to get from say Seattle to St. Helena on a lie-flat business class ticket would

00:40:31.480 --> 00:40:32.930
be how much?

00:40:32.930 --> 00:40:35.400
TPROPHET: Business class?

00:40:35.400 --> 00:40:40.880
You would be paying somewhere in the neighborhood of $10,000 for that if it’s business class.

00:40:40.880 --> 00:40:44.069
But I didn’t go business because that’s so gauche.

00:40:44.069 --> 00:40:48.609
I went first class for part of it where they bring you the cru champagne.

00:40:48.609 --> 00:40:49.609
JACK: Okay.

00:40:49.609 --> 00:40:53.000
I didn’t know there was a difference between business and first.

00:40:53.000 --> 00:40:54.730
TPROPHET: Oh yeah, yeah.

00:40:54.730 --> 00:40:59.240
First class is – I mean, just to give you an idea of first class; on this particular

00:40:59.240 --> 00:41:05.210
trip, the first class lounge in Hong Kong, I’m pretty sure Elon Musk was in there.

00:41:05.210 --> 00:41:11.130
The reason why there’s first class is because who you’re flying with are people like Hong

00:41:11.130 --> 00:41:17.150
Kong movie stars and celebrities, billionaire hedge fund managers.

00:41:17.150 --> 00:41:21.630
They’re paying more money so they don’t have to be around you.

00:41:21.630 --> 00:41:23.860
That’s really what this is.

00:41:23.860 --> 00:41:27.660
It’s not all that much better than business class.

00:41:27.660 --> 00:41:30.430
You get a lie-flat seat in both cabins.

00:41:30.430 --> 00:41:33.290
You get pretty nice food in both cabins.

00:41:33.290 --> 00:41:38.230
You get some really ridiculous expensive luxury stuff in first class.

00:41:38.230 --> 00:41:42.800
They bring you a box of chocolates before you leave that’s pretty nice, and you get

00:41:42.800 --> 00:41:46.230
access to lounges that are not for you.

00:41:46.230 --> 00:41:49.750
In fact, there’s so much not for you that when I started walking to the first class

00:41:49.750 --> 00:41:56.069
lounge in Hong Kong, I got swarmed by easily eight Cathay Pacific staff who came out of

00:41:56.069 --> 00:41:57.069
nowhere.

00:41:57.069 --> 00:41:58.470
It was just like, bam.

00:41:58.470 --> 00:42:02.170
There’s all these people there and they’re like sir, can we see your ticket?

00:42:02.170 --> 00:42:06.230
When they looked at it they’re like oh, right this way.

00:42:06.230 --> 00:42:11.450
I don’t exactly look like a fancy billionaire hedge fund manager, right?

00:42:11.450 --> 00:42:15.280
JACK: I mean, Mark Zuckerberg wears a sweater, wears a hoodie sometimes, so…

00:42:15.280 --> 00:42:16.490
TPROPHET: Yeah, exactly.

00:42:16.490 --> 00:42:17.690
That’s the thing.

00:42:17.690 --> 00:42:21.510
There’s now a mental model that they assume you’re some kind of Silicon Valley entrepreneur

00:42:21.510 --> 00:42:24.740
or something, so I just try to give off that vibe now.

00:42:24.740 --> 00:42:27.450
JACK: Yeah, did you – where did you fly out of to get there?

00:42:27.450 --> 00:42:32.170
TPROPHET: I started in Seattle, flew to San Francisco and then did first class – San

00:42:32.170 --> 00:42:37.660
Francisco on that trip and then I did first class from there to Hong Kong.

00:42:37.660 --> 00:42:42.110
Then business from Hong Kong to Johannesburg because that’s the only cabin the Cathay

00:42:42.110 --> 00:42:44.480
operates to there.

00:42:44.480 --> 00:42:50.630
But that would have been around an $11,000 flight if I paid for it, just for that part.

00:42:50.630 --> 00:42:51.630
JACK: Right.

00:42:51.630 --> 00:42:56.290
So roughly $11,000 plane ticket is what a normal person would have to pay for that.

00:42:56.290 --> 00:42:57.290
TPROPHET: Yes.

00:42:57.290 --> 00:42:58.640
JACK: What did you pay for it?

00:42:58.640 --> 00:43:05.520
TPROPHET: 70,000 Alaska Airline Mileage Plan points and around $22.00 in taxes.

00:43:05.520 --> 00:43:07.130
I got all those points for free.

00:43:07.130 --> 00:43:09.250
JACK: [MUSIC] Free?

00:43:09.250 --> 00:43:13.880
That means the only out-of-pocket cost he had to pay for his flight there and back was

00:43:13.880 --> 00:43:18.800
$22.00 in airport fees and he’s traveling on the luxury seats?

00:43:18.800 --> 00:43:22.119
These kind of seats are not typically offered to people like you and me.

00:43:22.119 --> 00:43:25.830
You’ve gotta know that this even exists and then it’s crazy expensive.

00:43:25.830 --> 00:43:28.359
Yet, he got these tickets for free.

00:43:28.359 --> 00:43:30.520
That’s just incredible.

00:43:30.520 --> 00:43:34.309
But how do you get 70,000 Alaskan Mileage points for free?

00:43:34.309 --> 00:43:38.990
TPROPHET: The typical way most people get points with Alaska Airlines is by flying Alaska

00:43:38.990 --> 00:43:41.530
Airlines but there’s tons of other ways that you can get points.

00:43:41.530 --> 00:43:45.760
These frequent flyer programs partner with banks and Alaska Airlines partners with the

00:43:45.760 --> 00:43:48.349
Bank of America.

00:43:48.349 --> 00:43:52.970
The thing with their partnerships is they give you a big bonus to sign up for their

00:43:52.970 --> 00:43:54.300
credit card.

00:43:54.300 --> 00:44:00.250
Right now you can get 40,000 Alaska Airlines bonus miles in addition to I think $100 statement

00:44:00.250 --> 00:44:05.230
credit just for a card sign-up and needing their minimum spend which is I think $2,000.

00:44:05.230 --> 00:44:06.730
JACK: That’s $2,000 a year?

00:44:06.730 --> 00:44:08.390
TPROPHET: No, it’s just one time.

00:44:08.390 --> 00:44:09.390
JACK: Oh, okay.

00:44:09.390 --> 00:44:13.630
TPROPHET: So, put everything that you’re gonna buy on a card for any given month on

00:44:13.630 --> 00:44:19.559
that card and you’ll get one mile per dollar that you spend on the card and then in addition

00:44:19.559 --> 00:44:21.930
to that, they’ll give you the sign-up bonus.

00:44:21.930 --> 00:44:23.390
JACK: Okay, so that’s 40,000?

00:44:23.390 --> 00:44:28.480
TPROPHET: Well, you get 40,000 for that card but then the Bank of America has a business

00:44:28.480 --> 00:44:34.460
card too and I own a rental property so I’m clearly a business owner, so I can sign up

00:44:34.460 --> 00:44:35.460
for the business card.

00:44:35.460 --> 00:44:38.530
If I was ever gonna buy anything for the rental property, I could do it on that.

00:44:38.530 --> 00:44:42.040
That’s another 30,000 points that you get for that card.

00:44:42.040 --> 00:44:43.890
JACK: Just signing up, or…?

00:44:43.890 --> 00:44:47.790
TPROPHET: Signing up and meeting the minimum spend which is generally minimal, so I had

00:44:47.790 --> 00:44:50.190
some – I had to genuinely own a rental property.

00:44:50.190 --> 00:44:56.320
I had some expenses that needed to be paid relative to improvements for that property,

00:44:56.320 --> 00:45:00.470
so I put all of that on the second card, on the business card, and between the personal

00:45:00.470 --> 00:45:04.610
card and the business card – and it [00:45:00] wasn’t exactly this but very, very close

00:45:04.610 --> 00:45:08.589
– I ended up with 70,000 points.

00:45:08.589 --> 00:45:10.430
So, what did I do?

00:45:10.430 --> 00:45:16.040
I used my good credit and a little extreme couponing to get all the way to Johannesburg

00:45:16.040 --> 00:45:19.329
essentially for free.

00:45:19.329 --> 00:45:21.240
It was maybe $22.00 in taxes.

00:45:21.240 --> 00:45:22.990
JACK: Ah, very clever.

00:45:22.990 --> 00:45:24.400
I love the way hackers think.

00:45:24.400 --> 00:45:27.320
They’re always trying to figure out new ways to exploit the system.

00:45:27.320 --> 00:45:30.800
One time in college, we had to buy textbooks for our classes, right?

00:45:30.800 --> 00:45:33.089
It was like, $100 per book.

00:45:33.089 --> 00:45:36.300
One of the other guys in my class came to school with a book which said Property of

00:45:36.300 --> 00:45:38.109
the School Library on it.

00:45:38.109 --> 00:45:41.230
I asked him, can you actually just borrow a book all semester?

00:45:41.230 --> 00:45:47.010
He’s like, no, but the late fees for borrowing it only add up to $50, so it’s cheaper to

00:45:47.010 --> 00:45:50.790
just borrow it and then pay the fee at the end versus buying it.

00:45:50.790 --> 00:45:54.400
If you’re that kind of person who thinks like this, I got news for you; you have the

00:45:54.400 --> 00:45:56.420
mentality of how a hacker thinks.

00:45:56.420 --> 00:46:00.630
TPROPHET: But that’s Johannesburg, South Africa and you don’t want to hang out there.

00:46:00.630 --> 00:46:03.440
It’s not a very safe city.

00:46:03.440 --> 00:46:06.580
I wanted to go onward from there to St. Helena.

00:46:06.580 --> 00:46:10.980
The way that I did that wasn’t in a first class cabin.

00:46:10.980 --> 00:46:14.849
You can be strategic about how you mix this up.

00:46:14.849 --> 00:46:19.920
The way to fly to St. Helena; there’s one airline that goes and it’s called Airlink.

00:46:19.920 --> 00:46:27.140
They’re a partner of but not owned by South African Airlines and there’s literally no

00:46:27.140 --> 00:46:29.570
way to book that thing with regular points.

00:46:29.570 --> 00:46:34.900
The only airline that they partner with where you can use their points is South African

00:46:34.900 --> 00:46:39.410
and getting South African Voyageur points just means that you have to fly South African

00:46:39.410 --> 00:46:40.410
Airlines a lot.

00:46:40.410 --> 00:46:44.410
They don’t have a lot of ways to get those points that are easy.

00:46:44.410 --> 00:46:51.810
But Chase allows you to spend Ultimate Rewards points through their Expedia portal and you

00:46:51.810 --> 00:46:56.020
can buy cash flights with that.

00:46:56.020 --> 00:47:02.040
This flight’s around almost $1,000 from Johannesburg to St. Helena and back but I

00:47:02.040 --> 00:47:07.130
was able to redeem Chase points at 1.5 cents per point for that flight.

00:47:07.130 --> 00:47:15.840
So, I went Johannesburg to St. Helena and then St. Helena back to Cape Town since I

00:47:15.840 --> 00:47:17.250
wanted to return from Cape Town.

00:47:17.250 --> 00:47:20.440
JACK: With his flight booked, he set off on his trip.

00:47:20.440 --> 00:47:25.170
[MUSIC] Yeah, these were long flights, so he did take advantage of those lie-flat seats

00:47:25.170 --> 00:47:26.170
and fell asleep.

00:47:26.170 --> 00:47:28.010
TPROPHET: Oh yeah, like a baby.

00:47:28.010 --> 00:47:29.559
It’s super nice.

00:47:29.559 --> 00:47:35.630
They have turndown service, so they give you pajamas; they’re free.

00:47:35.630 --> 00:47:38.220
Then when you go to – you finish your dinner.

00:47:38.220 --> 00:47:40.220
They bring out a five-course meal.

00:47:40.220 --> 00:47:45.341
There’s a menu so they come out just like waiters and they’re like well, sir, these

00:47:45.341 --> 00:47:50.040
are the options that we have today and just pick anything that you’d like.

00:47:50.040 --> 00:47:58.450
Then they just bring you a multi-course meal on a linen tablecloth with the whole very

00:47:58.450 --> 00:48:03.880
intricate china service, with all the different sizes of forks and stuff.

00:48:03.880 --> 00:48:08.740
It’s super fancy but if you’re a billionaire, you expect this, right?

00:48:08.740 --> 00:48:13.550
They’re giving you the level of service that hedge fund billionaire managers and celebrities

00:48:13.550 --> 00:48:14.550
get.

00:48:14.550 --> 00:48:18.240
That’s what they bring for you.

00:48:18.240 --> 00:48:24.400
It’s just, they’d really rather people like me not know this is a thing because I

00:48:24.400 --> 00:48:28.559
was definitely polluting their rarefied atmosphere.

00:48:28.559 --> 00:48:31.500
JACK: Okay.

00:48:31.500 --> 00:48:37.290
So, this sounds too easy; to sign up for two different credit cards, spend money on them,

00:48:37.290 --> 00:48:42.060
and you’re flying first class with this kind of service.

00:48:42.060 --> 00:48:43.060
It just sounds too easy.

00:48:43.060 --> 00:48:48.230
I’m surprised that American – Alaskan Airlines hasn’t realized that how simple

00:48:48.230 --> 00:48:51.079
it is and said well, you can only pay for half your flight like this or something.

00:48:51.079 --> 00:48:54.890
TPROPHET: No, no, no, it’s not easy at all, man, ‘cause you have to find availability

00:48:54.890 --> 00:48:57.400
and then you have to know how to book this.

00:48:57.400 --> 00:49:00.950
Alaska doesn’t put Cathay Pacific flights on their website.

00:49:00.950 --> 00:49:04.270
They’ll never show up if you do a search.

00:49:04.270 --> 00:49:09.110
You have to call somebody who books them in a different system and then they don’t have

00:49:09.110 --> 00:49:14.420
a really good way to search with Alaska Airlines, so you have to use the websites of other airlines.

00:49:14.420 --> 00:49:19.359
Like, the one that I use the most for finding Cathay flights is Qantas.

00:49:19.359 --> 00:49:28.109
You look for a flight that you could book with Qantas points and those flights are usually

00:49:28.109 --> 00:49:30.819
available to also book with Alaska points.

00:49:30.819 --> 00:49:35.380
There’s some rules; it’s like, there’s usually one fewer seat than you see available

00:49:35.380 --> 00:49:36.380
with Qantas.

00:49:36.380 --> 00:49:38.000
It’s available to Alaska.

00:49:38.000 --> 00:49:45.640
Then you have to call and when you get somebody who’s like, dusts off their manual and realizes

00:49:45.640 --> 00:49:48.500
how to book this thing, then you can get it.

00:49:48.500 --> 00:49:52.170
But I mean, Cathay doesn’t want to give these away.

00:49:52.170 --> 00:49:55.740
They only do it to maintain credibility in their program and they especially don’t

00:49:55.740 --> 00:49:59.579
want to give these seats away to partners, so there was – there will be one day you

00:49:59.579 --> 00:50:05.130
can go in a given [00:50:00] month and you’ve got to book almost a year in advance to be

00:50:05.130 --> 00:50:07.280
able to get this so yeah, it’s not easy.

00:50:07.280 --> 00:50:08.280
In fact…

00:50:08.280 --> 00:50:09.660
JACK: Why is it only one day you can go?

00:50:09.660 --> 00:50:14.151
TPROPHET: Well, they only release a handful of seats and so you have to find those, jump

00:50:14.151 --> 00:50:17.660
on them, and book it really early, as soon as it’s available.

00:50:17.660 --> 00:50:23.430
They release seats to their own Asia Miles members before they release to partners.

00:50:23.430 --> 00:50:29.839
JACK: Okay, so this is becoming more complicated just because it’s one of those – you’re

00:50:29.839 --> 00:50:34.480
not – this isn’t for you kind of service or, you know, airfare.

00:50:34.480 --> 00:50:35.619
It’s not for you.

00:50:35.619 --> 00:50:37.400
TPROPHET: No, it’s not for you.

00:50:37.400 --> 00:50:42.109
It’s for you if you work really, really hard and really want to be there but yeah,

00:50:42.109 --> 00:50:45.360
no, it’s not like you can just go get some credit cards.

00:50:45.360 --> 00:50:49.410
The points guy makes it seem really easy to do that ‘cause they make most of their money

00:50:49.410 --> 00:50:54.089
with commission links for credit card sign ups, so they’re totally right on the earn

00:50:54.089 --> 00:50:59.790
side that earning points is relatively easy by signing up for cards and you do need to

00:50:59.790 --> 00:51:03.579
be strategic how you do it and you definitely don’t ever want to play this game if you’re

00:51:03.579 --> 00:51:09.211
the kind of person that gets into debt, so you will pay way more in interest to the bank

00:51:09.211 --> 00:51:12.140
than you ever would save in flights.

00:51:12.140 --> 00:51:15.470
If you haven’t paid off all your credit cards, if you have any debt at all, this game

00:51:15.470 --> 00:51:16.840
is not for you.

00:51:16.840 --> 00:51:18.910
I have a mortgage but that’s it.

00:51:18.910 --> 00:51:22.030
But if you’re the kind of person that can pay off your card every month and you can

00:51:22.030 --> 00:51:26.670
be really strategic about what you sign up for and you can stay on top of these cards

00:51:26.670 --> 00:51:31.150
and their annual fees and cancel them before the new fees come due, then you can really

00:51:31.150 --> 00:51:32.720
rack up a lot of points.

00:51:32.720 --> 00:51:36.970
Just think like a hacker and keep the detailed notes of a freak.

00:51:36.970 --> 00:51:39.510
That’s basically the plan.

00:51:39.510 --> 00:51:44.250
Then finding the farers, yeah, it isn’t super easy.

00:51:44.250 --> 00:51:49.950
You have to know that with Alaska points, you can book a flight on Cathay Pacific over

00:51:49.950 --> 00:51:53.420
the phone which you found on Qantas’ website.

00:51:53.420 --> 00:51:58.920
Qantas and Cathay Pacific are not the same airline, so that’s the challenge that you’re

00:51:58.920 --> 00:52:01.580
up against when you actually want to use these points.

00:52:01.580 --> 00:52:06.470
JACK: Do you have to call someone and realize this person’s not gonna help you and try

00:52:06.470 --> 00:52:10.010
calling another day and try it over and over until you finally find somebody who knows

00:52:10.010 --> 00:52:13.579
exactly how to get through the Qantas website to find the flight you need?

00:52:13.579 --> 00:52:16.160
TPROPHET: We have a word for it; HUACA.

00:52:16.160 --> 00:52:18.600
JACK: What is that?

00:52:18.600 --> 00:52:20.420
TPROPHET: Hang up and call again.

00:52:20.420 --> 00:52:21.500
JACK: Oh, okay.

00:52:21.500 --> 00:52:25.859
TPROPHET: There’s a scene of people that are into this kind of stuff, so it’s – yeah,

00:52:25.859 --> 00:52:28.770
I mean, we have our own words and HUACA’s a word.

00:52:28.770 --> 00:52:30.000
JACK: Crazy, huh?

00:52:30.000 --> 00:52:33.720
Not only is he able to get on free flights but he’s getting on flights that even travel

00:52:33.720 --> 00:52:35.829
agents don’t know exist.

00:52:35.829 --> 00:52:38.980
But all these methods and schemes are all legit and legal.

00:52:38.980 --> 00:52:43.280
The airlines are the ones who set these systems up and while it seems like he’s exploiting

00:52:43.280 --> 00:52:48.290
the system, he’s really just using it the way it was intended, just kind of in an extreme

00:52:48.290 --> 00:52:49.770
couponing kind of way.

00:52:49.770 --> 00:52:58.010
Okay, so let’s say I’m not as exotic as you in trying to go to all these crazy places.

00:52:58.010 --> 00:53:03.990
Is it just as easy for me to sign up for two credit cards, get those points, and then travel

00:53:03.990 --> 00:53:10.230
all over the US on just regular class tickets and get tons of free flights that way?

00:53:10.230 --> 00:53:11.480
Is that as simple as that?

00:53:11.480 --> 00:53:12.480
TPROPHET: You can.

00:53:12.480 --> 00:53:17.510
It’s not the best way to spend the points though because the value that you’re gonna

00:53:17.510 --> 00:53:25.380
get redeeming points for premium cabin international flights is far and above what you would get

00:53:25.380 --> 00:53:28.829
by redeeming for, say, a flight to Tulsa, right?

00:53:28.829 --> 00:53:32.730
JACK: Ah, yes, there’s this whole theory of how to use your points in the most effective

00:53:32.730 --> 00:53:34.470
way that comes into play.

00:53:34.470 --> 00:53:37.299
Just credit card points by themselves are actually worth money.

00:53:37.299 --> 00:53:41.589
I mean, you can use them to pay off the credit card if you want or get gift cards in stores

00:53:41.589 --> 00:53:43.059
that you’re already visiting.

00:53:43.059 --> 00:53:47.500
So you might want to calculate how much you’re getting per point if you book a domestic trip

00:53:47.500 --> 00:53:48.500
using this.

00:53:48.500 --> 00:53:53.099
TPROPHET: Suppose that a 70,000-point flight costs $7,000 normally.

00:53:53.099 --> 00:53:56.860
Well, that’s around $0.10 per point, right, in value.

00:53:56.860 --> 00:54:00.040
If the flight was $11,000, it’s even more.

00:54:00.040 --> 00:54:06.069
JACK: Alright, so if you bought an $11,000 trip with those 70,000 points, you’re getting

00:54:06.069 --> 00:54:11.309
$0.15 per point which means the more expensive the trip is, it’s actually a better value

00:54:11.309 --> 00:54:13.720
as far as where you spend your points.

00:54:13.720 --> 00:54:17.099
Think about it like this; imagine going to a buffet but you’re charged on how much

00:54:17.099 --> 00:54:18.180
your food weighs.

00:54:18.180 --> 00:54:23.480
Well, a potato is pretty heavy versus, say, a salad so you can either have one potato

00:54:23.480 --> 00:54:26.660
or five giant salads for the same price.

00:54:26.660 --> 00:54:31.079
So, you could run calculations all day trying to figure out the most cost-effective way

00:54:31.079 --> 00:54:36.450
to spend your points, but I first laughed at TProphet for wasting money on first class

00:54:36.450 --> 00:54:39.130
airfare, knowing that it’s just overpriced.

00:54:39.130 --> 00:54:41.790
But first of all, he got it free.

00:54:41.790 --> 00:54:46.490
Second of all, flying from San Francisco to Hong Kong is a fourteen-hour flight and Hong

00:54:46.490 --> 00:54:49.310
Kong to Johannesburg is another thirteen-hour flight.

00:54:49.310 --> 00:54:55.080
When you’re doing trips that long, it is really nice to have a bed to sleep in on the

00:54:55.080 --> 00:54:56.089
way.

00:54:56.089 --> 00:55:00.299
Yeah, I guess I’m just flabbergasted at this point.

00:55:00.299 --> 00:55:07.550
Gosh, to [00:55:00] understand all this, it’s a little dizzying to know all these options.

00:55:07.550 --> 00:55:11.839
I think most people don’t even understand all these options exist out there when just

00:55:11.839 --> 00:55:17.390
– you – when I book a flight, I go to Hipmunk and then I find the cheapest one and

00:55:17.390 --> 00:55:18.390
I get on it.

00:55:18.390 --> 00:55:23.540
TPROPHET: That’s a totally valid approach if travel isn’t a super high priority to

00:55:23.540 --> 00:55:28.250
you and you don’t want to throw a lot of your personal bandwidth at it.

00:55:28.250 --> 00:55:34.470
I have a small business helping people book flights and so I just work in these programs

00:55:34.470 --> 00:55:35.770
every day.

00:55:35.770 --> 00:55:41.039
I got into owning a business doing this by just doing it with my own personal travel

00:55:41.039 --> 00:55:46.940
and then it kind of grew into a blog and then it grew into the small business that I have.

00:55:46.940 --> 00:55:53.750
Clearly, I’ve taken this way farther than most people do and that’s totally okay.

00:55:53.750 --> 00:56:00.890
The thing to know is that if you want to consume the output of what getting a bunch of points

00:56:00.890 --> 00:56:06.170
can get you, there are people who for money will help you with this.

00:56:06.170 --> 00:56:13.990
They’re just professional travel hackers and that is a thing.

00:56:13.990 --> 00:56:18.059
Totally okay to go that route if you don’t want to learn it all on your own.

00:56:18.059 --> 00:56:23.079
JACK: See, I didn’t even know any of this existed until now but as it turns out, TProphet

00:56:23.079 --> 00:56:29.480
actually started a company which helps people do this and his website is called Award.Cat

00:56:29.480 --> 00:56:31.970
and there’s another epic trip TProphet went on.

00:56:31.970 --> 00:56:37.400
In 2019, he went to travel from Seattle to Sri Lanka which is an island off the southern

00:56:37.400 --> 00:56:38.410
tip of India.

00:56:38.410 --> 00:56:45.170
TPROPHET: [MUSIC] I booked Seattle, LA on Alaska first class, Alaska and then this was

00:56:45.170 --> 00:56:47.540
again using Alaska Mileage Plan miles.

00:56:47.540 --> 00:56:50.280
That’s my favorite way to get Cathay Pacific.

00:56:50.280 --> 00:56:54.599
Cathay Pacific first, LA, Hong Kong, and then Cathay Pacific business ‘cause that’s

00:56:54.599 --> 00:56:57.010
the only cabin they operate from Hong Kong to Sri Lanka.

00:56:57.010 --> 00:57:01.220
JACK: Okay, so just regular class to LA?

00:57:01.220 --> 00:57:03.990
TPROPHET: No, no, regular first class on Alaska.

00:57:03.990 --> 00:57:05.119
So like, in the front of the plane.

00:57:05.119 --> 00:57:06.119
JACK: Okay, so first class to LA…

00:57:06.119 --> 00:57:09.059
TPROPHET: But not a lie-flat seat ‘cause Alaska just has those recliners, right?

00:57:09.059 --> 00:57:10.839
JACK: Yeah, it’s just the extra-wide one.

00:57:10.839 --> 00:57:12.720
TPROPHET: Yeah, it’s the extra-wide one.

00:57:12.720 --> 00:57:15.050
JACK: So, it’s first class there to LA and then…

00:57:15.050 --> 00:57:19.960
TPROPHET: Then the fancy Qantas lounge in LA, the Qantas first class lounge.

00:57:19.960 --> 00:57:23.300
You get lounges too with these tickets.

00:57:23.300 --> 00:57:25.580
You can be in the very, very fancy lounge.

00:57:25.580 --> 00:57:28.800
JACK: What’s in the fancy lounge in LA’s Qantas?

00:57:28.800 --> 00:57:32.880
TPROPHET: It’s the best first class lounge in the US.

00:57:32.880 --> 00:57:38.109
They bring you a proper Australian breakfast which was very much appreciated ‘cause I

00:57:38.109 --> 00:57:39.520
started way too early in the morning.

00:57:39.520 --> 00:57:40.520
JACK: In LA.

00:57:40.520 --> 00:57:41.520
TPROPHET: In LA.

00:57:41.520 --> 00:57:42.520
JACK: Okay.

00:57:42.520 --> 00:57:45.599
TPROPHET: I mean, they’re – yeah, it’s Qantas.

00:57:45.599 --> 00:57:46.599
JACK: Yeah.

00:57:46.599 --> 00:57:49.520
TPROPHET: Yeah, I mean, it’s nice.

00:57:49.520 --> 00:57:53.230
They have fast WiFi, it’s – they have tableside service.

00:57:53.230 --> 00:57:54.690
They just kind of bring food to you.

00:57:54.690 --> 00:57:56.250
You don’t have to go to a buffet or anything.

00:57:56.250 --> 00:57:58.960
They’re just like – they wait on you hand and foot in there.

00:57:58.960 --> 00:58:00.210
You get massage chairs.

00:58:00.210 --> 00:58:01.210
It’s really nice.

00:58:01.210 --> 00:58:05.710
JACK: Now, in case you don’t know, in these first class lounges, everything is free.

00:58:05.710 --> 00:58:09.630
Free WiFi, free buffet with food, free alcoholic drinks.

00:58:09.630 --> 00:58:13.359
In this one, there was a free massage.

00:58:13.359 --> 00:58:17.000
That is included with the flight or you have to pay extra for that, or how did you get

00:58:17.000 --> 00:58:18.000
in there?

00:58:18.000 --> 00:58:19.390
TPROPHET: No, it’s included ‘cause you’ve got a first class ticket, so you’ve got

00:58:19.390 --> 00:58:22.750
all the first class services and amenities including the fancy lounge.

00:58:22.750 --> 00:58:24.180
JACK: Yeah, okay, so…

00:58:24.180 --> 00:58:27.400
TPROPHET: I could have gone to the Cathay lounge but the Qantas one’s fancier and

00:58:27.400 --> 00:58:30.920
Cathay and Qantas are partners, so I was able to get into the Qantas lounge.

00:58:30.920 --> 00:58:33.380
JACK: Okay, so then you get on your Cathay flight.

00:58:33.380 --> 00:58:35.150
That’s a first class to Hong Kong.

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TPROPHET: Yeah, you know, cru champagne, caviar, the whole nine yards.

00:58:37.790 --> 00:58:39.040
I don’t eat caviar.

00:58:39.040 --> 00:58:40.290
Can’t do the fish.

00:58:40.290 --> 00:58:43.460
But yeah, you get waited on hand and foot, turndown service, everything.

00:58:43.460 --> 00:58:44.990
It’s super nice.

00:58:44.990 --> 00:58:54.160
Then in Hong Kong, somebody meets you at the plane and they whisk you through back corridors

00:58:54.160 --> 00:58:57.960
to your next flight, expedited security, the whole nine yards.

00:58:57.960 --> 00:59:02.040
You walk off the plane; you’re one of the first people off and there’s somebody holding

00:59:02.040 --> 00:59:05.600
a sign with your name on it and they’re like, right this way, Mr. TProphet.

00:59:05.600 --> 00:59:10.700
Yeah, it’s just like boom, they just whisk you to the next gate.

00:59:10.700 --> 00:59:14.299
Full VIP security treatment, the whole nine yards.

00:59:14.299 --> 00:59:16.290
You go through a special security.

00:59:16.290 --> 00:59:17.660
It’s not the normal one.

00:59:17.660 --> 00:59:20.390
It’s a special one just for you.

00:59:20.390 --> 00:59:24.280
Yeah, then you’re on – then I was on my next flight to – which was pretty empty

00:59:24.280 --> 00:59:25.650
– to Sri Lanka.

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JACK: But while he was on the trip to Sri Lanka, disaster struck and I don’t mean

00:59:30.241 --> 00:59:33.920
he lost his baggage or his headphones’ battery went dead.

00:59:33.920 --> 00:59:35.240
Much worse than that.

00:59:35.240 --> 00:59:38.200
HOST: We begin tonight with a horrific scene unfolding overseas.

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Eight bomb attacks targeting Christians and tourists in Sri Lanka and a ninth bomb targeting

00:59:43.780 --> 00:59:44.780
police.

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The series of explosions tearing through churches filled with worshipers attending Easter Mass.

00:59:50.079 --> 00:59:51.780
More than 200 people killed.

00:59:51.780 --> 00:59:53.059
Hundreds hurt.

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Several Americans among the victims.

00:59:54.390 --> 00:59:58.780
JACK: He learned about this just before he started the trip so he could have canceled

00:59:58.780 --> 01:00:03.549
this whole flight but he scheduled this a year in [01:00:00] advance and went through

01:00:03.549 --> 01:00:05.319
a ton of hoops to make this happen.

01:00:05.319 --> 01:00:08.839
TPROPHET: Well, I could have left the airport if I wanted to but there’s – the whole

01:00:08.839 --> 01:00:11.809
country was on state of emergency curfew lockdown.

01:00:11.809 --> 01:00:17.440
It’s like, not a – when there’s just been a series of coordinated terrorist attacks

01:00:17.440 --> 01:00:22.640
in a country, this isn’t a really fun time to be running around being a tourist.

01:00:22.640 --> 01:00:24.940
You don’t want to do that.

01:00:24.940 --> 01:00:26.589
JACK: You booked this whole flight a year in advance?

01:00:26.589 --> 01:00:29.609
TPROPHET: Yeah, I booked it almost a year in advance which was why I didn’t want to

01:00:29.609 --> 01:00:34.990
give it up, why I was like okay, what can I do to go onward from Sri Lanka?

01:00:34.990 --> 01:00:39.930
JACK: Yeah, so you – the thing is is that you’re arriving in this place that you don’t

01:00:39.930 --> 01:00:44.799
want to be in and so you’ve gotta – you’re looking for a flight out but usually you buy

01:00:44.799 --> 01:00:47.010
a flight a year in advance for the cheapest price.

01:00:47.010 --> 01:00:49.900
TPROPHET: Well so, here’s how I did this.

01:00:49.900 --> 01:00:53.280
SriLankan Airlines is part of oneworld.

01:00:53.280 --> 01:01:00.520
So is Cathay Pacific, so I looked for how I could get onto SriLankan Airlines onward

01:01:00.520 --> 01:01:01.520
to somewhere.

01:01:01.520 --> 01:01:07.069
There were two places I looked at; one was the Maldives and the other was the Seychelles.

01:01:07.069 --> 01:01:11.730
The thing with the Maldives is it’s really, really expensive once you get there.

01:01:11.730 --> 01:01:16.400
It’s a place to go for a honeymoon or a babymoon or something.

01:01:16.400 --> 01:01:18.650
I don’t have any romantic whatever.

01:01:18.650 --> 01:01:25.900
In fact, I had just been broken up with so I was like, not really in the mood for that.

01:01:25.900 --> 01:01:32.130
So, I looked at the Seychelles and there’s mid-range places that mostly cater to French

01:01:32.130 --> 01:01:33.710
people, for some reason.

01:01:33.710 --> 01:01:38.150
So, that’s fifty, sixty, seventy dollars a night.

01:01:38.150 --> 01:01:40.730
I thought okay, that’s a little more reasonable.

01:01:40.730 --> 01:01:45.980
I can do that in a rental car and I’ll be really near these – and the beaches in the

01:01:45.980 --> 01:01:50.220
Seychelles are all public so even if there’s a really fancy resort there, you can still

01:01:50.220 --> 01:01:51.410
go to the beach.

01:01:51.410 --> 01:01:53.560
That’s what I did.

01:01:53.560 --> 01:01:58.760
I booked a local place which was thoroughly immemorable but it was fine.

01:01:58.760 --> 01:02:05.190
I booked a local car and I booked SriLankan Airlines to the Seychelles onward from Sri

01:02:05.190 --> 01:02:08.440
Lanka on an itinerary that all walked.

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JACK: [MUSIC] So, to buy that flight to Seychelles was – you used points to get there too or

01:02:14.950 --> 01:02:16.190
did you have to pay out of pocket?

01:02:16.190 --> 01:02:17.190
TPROPHET: Of course.

01:02:17.190 --> 01:02:21.480
So, I used my favorite friend, British Airways Avios.

01:02:21.480 --> 01:02:25.230
What I did is I transferred some points from Chase over to British Airways and I used British

01:02:25.230 --> 01:02:29.200
Airwaves program to book on SriLankan Airlines.

01:02:29.200 --> 01:02:30.260
I got right up in the front.

01:02:30.260 --> 01:02:33.569
I got to sit next to the chief engineer which was super fun.

01:02:33.569 --> 01:02:35.140
JACK: How long was this flight?

01:02:35.140 --> 01:02:37.609
TPROPHET: It’s maybe a four-hour flight.

01:02:37.609 --> 01:02:38.940
JACK: Wow, that’s farther than I thought.

01:02:38.940 --> 01:02:40.650
TPROPHET: Yeah, it’s not super far.

01:02:40.650 --> 01:02:42.069
It’s four hours up there.

01:02:42.069 --> 01:02:45.829
You’re going from Sri Lanka all the way to – off the coast of – it’s actually

01:02:45.829 --> 01:02:49.010
off the coast of Mogadishu.

01:02:49.010 --> 01:02:52.799
If you go due west, then you’re in Somalia.

01:02:52.799 --> 01:02:57.849
JACK: I think this is an extraordinary skill or knowledge set to have; to first understand

01:02:57.849 --> 01:03:02.079
what banks and credit card companies offer the most points for using their cards, then

01:03:02.079 --> 01:03:05.430
to know what airlines these points can be redeemed at, then to know what trips those

01:03:05.430 --> 01:03:10.470
airlines offer with those points and then to be able to navigate this whole system to

01:03:10.470 --> 01:03:15.240
make changes so that even if there’s a terrorist attack, you still have a lovely time.

01:03:15.240 --> 01:03:17.710
TPROPHET: Yeah, it’s pretty fun.

01:03:17.710 --> 01:03:22.130
Onward from the Seychelles; so, here’s the thing, coming back, I had a ticket coming

01:03:22.130 --> 01:03:29.460
back from Sri Lanka and I had to – it wasn’t only getting from Sri Lanka to somewhere else.

01:03:29.460 --> 01:03:34.440
It was also fixing my return, right, ‘cause I had booked that well in advance as well.

01:03:34.440 --> 01:03:35.819
It was on Qatar Qsuites.

01:03:35.819 --> 01:03:38.750
JACK: Oh, right, so he didn’t go back the way he came.

01:03:38.750 --> 01:03:44.000
His return trip was to go from Sri Lanka to Doha, Qatar, a country in the Middle East,

01:03:44.000 --> 01:03:48.650
then take one of those Qsuite flights all the way to Los Angeles back home.

01:03:48.650 --> 01:03:50.720
These Qsuite seats are amazing.

01:03:50.720 --> 01:03:57.990
HOST2: Each spacious seat a private, personal living space, sets a new precedent in comfort.

01:03:57.990 --> 01:04:03.720
Featuring maximum compatibility for all your devices including HDMI and USB ports.

01:04:03.720 --> 01:04:09.480
Your seat also comes equipped with ambient adjustable mood lighting and fully lie-flat

01:04:09.480 --> 01:04:10.480
beds.

01:04:10.480 --> 01:04:14.349
JACK: These luxury seats sometimes have multiple TVs in your seat.

01:04:14.349 --> 01:04:18.660
Qsuites has one TV in your suite, but the thing’s like a 23-inch plasma screen and

01:04:18.660 --> 01:04:22.420
you get a table next to you to put your laptop on and there’s ports all over the place

01:04:22.420 --> 01:04:26.480
for laptops or tablets, whatever, which is really nice for a sixteen-hour flight.

01:04:26.480 --> 01:04:28.760
TPROPHET: Which are really, really, really hard to book.

01:04:28.760 --> 01:04:30.890
It’s the best business class in the world.

01:04:30.890 --> 01:04:35.130
There’s this door that slides shut, you get your own little suite.

01:04:35.130 --> 01:04:36.340
It’s pretty amazing.

01:04:36.340 --> 01:04:39.790
I didn’t want to give that up.

01:04:39.790 --> 01:04:45.859
What I ended up doing was looking and there was availability from the Seychelles up to

01:04:45.859 --> 01:04:47.339
Doha.

01:04:47.339 --> 01:04:51.350
What I ended up doing was just throwing myself on the mercy of American Airlines, so I found

01:04:51.350 --> 01:04:55.829
an itinerary that could work, but normally American charges you a lot of money to change

01:04:55.829 --> 01:04:56.980
a flight.

01:04:56.980 --> 01:05:01.300
It’s like, $150 change fee plus the difference in the miles.

01:05:01.300 --> 01:05:06.490
I called them up and I’m [01:05:00] like um, there were just terrorist attacks in Sri

01:05:06.490 --> 01:05:09.500
Lanka and I’m not going there anymore.

01:05:09.500 --> 01:05:13.900
Is there any possible way you’d make an exception and change the return from – to

01:05:13.900 --> 01:05:14.900
a different city?

01:05:14.900 --> 01:05:19.000
I know this isn’t in policy but terrorism; a terrorist attack.

01:05:19.000 --> 01:05:26.150
They’re like yeah, we’ll make a one-time exception because there’s active attacks

01:05:26.150 --> 01:05:30.450
going on in that country but don’t expect this in the future, blah, blah, blah.

01:05:30.450 --> 01:05:35.730
They did charge me the difference in miles which was another 5,000 miles, I think.

01:05:35.730 --> 01:05:40.089
JACK: He was able to arrange his flight back again using just points, but he couldn’t

01:05:40.089 --> 01:05:41.369
get the timing just right.

01:05:41.369 --> 01:05:45.730
His trip was screwed up just a little bit, so he had a fourteen-hour overnight layover

01:05:45.730 --> 01:05:47.950
in Qatar.

01:05:47.950 --> 01:05:51.440
One option is just to sleep at the gate in the terminal somewhere.

01:05:51.440 --> 01:05:55.160
I’ve done this before; in fact, I slept right on the doorway to my gate so that when

01:05:55.160 --> 01:05:58.880
they open the door and start letting passengers on, they would have to wake me up.

01:05:58.880 --> 01:06:01.460
But of course, TProphet has a better plan.

01:06:01.460 --> 01:06:06.090
TPROPHET: Fun thing; Qatar Airlines, if you have a business class ticket, you can buy

01:06:06.090 --> 01:06:09.099
up to the first class lounge.

01:06:09.099 --> 01:06:11.460
The first class lounge has bedrooms.

01:06:11.460 --> 01:06:14.890
They’re like little hotel rooms.

01:06:14.890 --> 01:06:23.010
I paid around $70 to get one of those bedrooms and I was able to just sleep overnight in

01:06:23.010 --> 01:06:27.110
the first class lounge, come out, have a very fancy breakfast in the morning, and then hop

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my flight back to LA.

01:06:28.800 --> 01:06:31.059
JACK: Do you have something booked for the future?

01:06:31.059 --> 01:06:32.059
TPROPHET: I do.

01:06:32.059 --> 01:06:37.089
I’ve got a flight to Uzbekistan, returning from Kazakhstan, and that’s in May.

01:06:37.089 --> 01:06:41.309
JACK: So you’re flying to Uzbekistan, then flying to Kazakhstan, then flying back?

01:06:41.309 --> 01:06:42.309
TPROPHET: Yeah.

01:06:42.309 --> 01:06:43.930
It’s a little dicey though ‘cause it’s in May.

01:06:43.930 --> 01:06:45.420
JACK: Yeah, that’s a little early.

01:06:45.420 --> 01:06:50.820
TPROPHET: It’s from Vancouver, BC ‘cause here in the Pacific Northwest, we have three

01:06:50.820 --> 01:06:53.930
major airports; Seattle, Portland, and Vancouver, BC.

01:06:53.930 --> 01:06:59.880
A lot of the time, fairly often I end up flying from Vancouver when I’m going internationally

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‘cause it’s just easier to find availability.

01:07:03.930 --> 01:07:11.859
This is on Turkish from Vancouver to Istanbul and then Istanbul to Tashkent, and then I’m

01:07:11.859 --> 01:07:17.990
returning from Almaty to Istanbul and Istanbul back to Vancouver.

01:07:17.990 --> 01:07:19.799
JACK: These are all first class?

01:07:19.799 --> 01:07:20.799
TPROPHET: Business.

01:07:20.799 --> 01:07:23.460
That’s what Turkish operates.

01:07:23.460 --> 01:07:25.500
They have the world’s best catering on board.

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That’s their thing.

01:07:26.540 --> 01:07:28.280
They’ve got an on-board chef.

01:07:28.280 --> 01:07:29.280
JACK: Wow.

01:07:29.280 --> 01:07:31.060
TPROPHET: It’s pretty fun.

01:07:31.060 --> 01:07:33.310
JACK: Wow.

01:07:33.310 --> 01:07:35.560
That’s something.

01:07:35.560 --> 01:07:41.270
So, where do we learn more about how to do this or do you want to talk about how you

01:07:41.270 --> 01:07:42.410
can help people?

01:07:42.410 --> 01:07:43.849
TPROPHET: Sure.

01:07:43.849 --> 01:07:49.190
You can check Award.Cat and that’s our paid service.

01:07:49.190 --> 01:07:53.190
If you want to read my blog, it’s kind of out of date but that’s seat31B.com.

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That’s S-E-A-T 31B like ‘boy’ .com.

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JACK: Why is 31B the thing – the seat for you?

01:08:02.839 --> 01:08:09.480
TPROPHET: For me – keep in mind, I like this fancy stuff sitting up in front, but

01:08:09.480 --> 01:08:12.480
for me, remember, my goal is to join the Traveler’s Century Club.

01:08:12.480 --> 01:08:16.310
I want to visit 100 countries or territories and that’s kind of the track that I’m

01:08:16.310 --> 01:08:23.850
on right now which means that if I’m going somewhere like Palau and the only seat is

01:08:23.850 --> 01:08:27.750
the one all the way in the back next to the toilets that doesn’t recline, I am happy

01:08:27.750 --> 01:08:29.890
to have that seat as long as it’s free.

01:08:29.890 --> 01:08:32.230
JACK: These are all legal ways to get free flights.

01:08:32.230 --> 01:08:36.690
Not only does TProphet follow the letter of the law, but also follows the spirit of the

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rules.

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But there are people doing some gray and even black hat travel hacks out there.

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For instance, there’s this one crazy dude who prints up fake business cards just to

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get better deals in places.

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HACKER: [MUSIC] My business cards are not a hoax, okay?

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It’s a matter of excellence.

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If it’s $1,000 a night but Raytheon gets it for $195, I think you’re a schmuck if

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you don’t become a Raytheon employee through Vistaprint for $4.95.

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JACK: Yeah, so he uses a fake business card to sort of prove he works at some place to

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get a corporate discount.

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Another thing this guy likes to do is book a refundable ticket which comes with free

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access to the airport’s first class lounge, and then he’ll go to the lounge all day

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and do work, and then he’ll cancel his flight and get his money back which essentially gave

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him free lounge access.

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What he’s doing is wrong and he knows it.

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You know what?

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If airlines figure out that you’re trying to cheat the system, they’ll come at you

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and cancel your flight.

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There’s a thing called a contract of carriage which many airlines adopt as their rules.

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If you break the rules by misrepresenting yourself or just being too much of a pain

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in the butt, they’ll straight up cancel your return trip home and leave you stranded,

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so you really got to watch out what advice you follow.

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Another gray area of getting free flights is this whole credit card juggling thing where

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you just go back and forth paying off credit cards with credit cards to get free points.

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Of course, credit card companies don’t like it and will try to spot this sort of thing.

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Also, I want to [01:10:00] reiterate this whole method that TProphet uses to get points

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through credit cards; only try that if you’re good at paying off your credit cards every

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month.

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If you have to pay interest fees to get points, it’s never worth the points.

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This method isn’t for everyone and there’s also black hat methods for free flights.

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Like, this is when you’re stealing other people’s miles or points and transferring

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them to your account.

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Because if you could somehow put 100,000 points into your account, you could fly wherever

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you wanted for free and you could do this by hacking into someone else’s credit card

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rewards portal and transferring the points to you or hack into the airlines themselves

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and just put points into your account.

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Don’t do that because that’s illegal.

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But if you’re really bent on hacking an airline to get free flights, there is a legal

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way to do that.

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United Airlines has a bug bounty program where they pay rewards for anyone who can find vulnerabilities

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in their systems.

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Guess what?

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They can pay you in rewards points if you prefer.

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So, go check out their bug bounty program, figure out what’s in scope, and go hack

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your way to some free trips.

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(OUTRO):[OUTRO MUSIC] A big thank you to Alex Hope, AKA Mango PDF

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for your story.

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You can find more about Alex at his blog which is mango.pdf.zone.

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Also, thanks to TProphet for sharing some pretty extreme flight hacking tips with us.

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You can read his blog at seat31B.com and check out Award.Cat if you want help spending your

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travel points effectively.

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