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Sidedoor (S13) – trailer final web transcript

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<v Lizzie Peabody>Hey there Sidedoorables, we're back! Season 13 is just a week away—cue the trumpets!

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[Elephant trumpets]

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<v Robbie>That's her way of saying she wants her food.

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<v Lizzie>This season we get to meet the Smithsonian's newest celebrity—all 900 lbs of her!

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<v Lizzie>Oh my gosh, she's a little chonker! [laughs]

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<v Erin>She's a little chonker.

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<v Lizzie>We'll learn what happened after National Zoo's new baby elephant, Linh Mai, was rejected by her mother—and how a pile of poo helped save the day.

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<v Sally>So we decided to, what I call, kind of put out the poop signal like a bat signal, and say, "Who can help us?"

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<v Lizzie>And while the zoo searched for poop, we went looking for the things that eat it.

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<v Frank Krell>We are going over there and checking out a poop trap.

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<v Lizzie>I don't know what I pictured, but it wasn't this.

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<v Lizzie>We hunt down dung beetles in the wild, and then open the vaults of the Smithsonian to see thousands more beetles—an insect that makes up a quarter of all animal life on Earth.

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<v Lizzie>And we'll continue the celebration of the nation's 250th on a wild ride as we track down the real story of the Declaration of Independence.

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<v Michael Auslin>Well, not only was the declaration not signed on the Fourth of July, the parchment that we now revere in the National Archives didn't exist on the Fourth of July.

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<v Lizzie>We're in hot pursuit of the truth as we trace the founding document's twisty-turny journey through history. We've got music and dancing, mysteries of history—maybe even the world's fastest plane. And did I mention poop? I did? Good.

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<v Lizzie>Join us next week for Sidedoor Season 13, wherever you get your podcasts.
